My French friend walked into a Chinese pharmacy with a headache. She walked out with 6 boxes of pills.

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My friend Marie from Lyon had a headache. A normal headache. She went to a pharmacy in Beijing.

She pointed at her head and said: "Tou teng." (头痛 — headache.)

The pharmacist nodded. Disappeared behind the counter. Returned with:

Box 1: Pain relief tablets
Box 2: Herbal headache medicine
Box 3: Vitamin B supplement ("for nerves")
Box 4: Heat patches for neck
Box 5: Eye drops ("tired eyes cause headaches")
Box 6: A box of "cooling tea" (凉茶)

Total cost: ¥87.

Marie stared at the pile. "I just wanted aspirin."

The Chinese pharmacy experience:

Chinese pharmacies don't just sell you what you ask for. They diagnose. They recommend. They layer treatments.

Western medicine + TCM + supplements + external treatments = one comprehensive package.

The good:
• Pharmacies are everywhere (every corner, literally)
• Open late (many 24/7)
• Cheap (most basic meds under ¥30)
• Pharmacists are knowledgeable

The confusing:
• Everything is in Chinese
• Same drug, 20 different brands
• They'll sell you everything related to your symptom
• Some TCM pills have ingredients you can't pronounce

What actually works for common issues:

Headache: 布洛芬 (bùluòfēn — ibuprofen) — ¥15
Stomachache: 蒙脱石散 (méngtuōshí sǎn — Smecta) — ¥20
Cold/flu: 感冒灵 (gǎnmào líng — cold medicine) — ¥18
Allergies: 氯雷他定 (lǜléitādìng — loratadine) — ¥12
Diarrhea: 黄连素 (huánglián sù — berberine) — ¥10

Pro tip: Download the Chinese names of common meds before you need them. Show your phone screen to the pharmacist.

Also: Many pharmacies now have English-speaking staff in Tier-1 cities. But don't count on it.

Marie eventually learned to say:

"Zhi yao zhe ge." (只要这个 — just this one.)

It doesn't always work. But it helps.

What's your pharmacy experience in China? Ever been oversold?